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If you detest Volvo with the same amount of contempt as I do, then you’ve come to the right place. Here you’ll find lots of amusing pictures, stories and videos of Volvos and their drivers.
Most importantly of all though, you can now take part in an attempt to wipe the Volvo company off the face of the earth.
That’s right. In an amazing project, never before attempted, we may be able to bring Volvo down forever!
What we need is, as many people to join this group as possible. Once we have enough members, we can claim to be a minority.
A minority has a lot of power. One of the powers is a right to complain to the Advertising Standards Agency. If a minority finds an advert offensive, the advert has to be banned. If our minority complain about every Volvo advert, claiming it to be offensive to us, whether it’s on TV, in a magazine, on the radio, or even a bill board, we can slowly remove Volvo’s power to advertise.
This will slow Volvo sales, the company will start running at a loss, until they are forced to give up and cease the manufacture of such bad vehicles.
We will then have won. You can be proud, as you know you’ll have done your bit to aid mankind in the world of motoring.
So come on. What are you waiting for? Let’s get this truck rolling, join now and we’ll soon be triumphant! |
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Join the fastest flowing political movement since John Prescott’s unfortunate bowel incident |
